i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I forget how to act sober
Randomize