If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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