HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
