His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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