I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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