i always forget guys have bellybuttons
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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