Plan B is the new Plan A
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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