It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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