you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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