these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
