I just made out with a guy for $7.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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