I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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