She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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