Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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