I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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