so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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