so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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