We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
420 ftw
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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