Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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