I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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