He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
did you just send me my own nude
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Randomize