My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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