Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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