My hair reeks of homosexuality.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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