so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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