But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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