If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Randomize
