new low.... made out with someone while peeing
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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