I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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