so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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