So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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