she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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