i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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