Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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