8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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