Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I want to fling myself into the sun
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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