she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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