The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Randomize
