I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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