i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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