So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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