My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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