How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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