I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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