I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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