All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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