Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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