I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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