either way he was missing a nipple.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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