Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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