On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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