He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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