How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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