He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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