just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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