Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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