There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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