Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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